C: Are you really painting a plastic dinosaur?
Me: Because it was ugly
C: You're using my paint to pretty up a dinosaur?
Me: Um, no. And since when do we have separate paint?
C: Since always
Me: Seriously? Because I'm pretty sure that its always been common paint
C: I don't think so. I don't think California is a Common Paint state
Man. We are such nerds. Also, I'm pretty sure he's wrong.