7:15 Me: Totally distracted by something shiny or colorful
7:45 Me: "Eli! Ten minutes!"
8:00 Reading Eli's story
8:02 Tuck Eli in
8:05 Send Eli back to bed
8:11 Send Eli back to bed
8:12 C is asleep on the couch
8:15, 8:17, 8:26 Send Eli back to bed
8:35 I and a strangely wired Syd clean out the car and install the FORWARD FACING carseat (OMG MY BABY MY BABY!). At some point C gets in bed with Eli
9:20 Rock Syd to sleep
9:35 Got distracted by God-knows what on TV. Put Syd down in her crib.
9:36 Come back from the bathroom to find Syd in bed with C.
9:37 Give up. Facebook.
10:35 Go to bed
2:25 Wake up to Eli confessing that he had an accident
2:27 Realize he meant, in your bed
2:28 Discover that you are soaking wet, and there's a spot on the bed bigger than he is
2:40 After changing you both and warning C about Lake Pissedonivus, climb into Eli's bed.
2:50 Try unsuccessfully to convince Eli this isn't a "Super Awesome Slumber Party and for the love of God please go back to sleep."
3:12 C wakes me up to tell me Syd is "looking for me." Take both kids back to the big bed. C settles into the guest bed.
3:15 Debate whether you can sleep with Syd banging on your face. Decide to try.
5:00 Alarm goes off. Get C, to play human bedrail, and get ready for work. Calculate that you've already been up for eleventy million hours.